Day Twenty-Five

Things you will never do before you die. Tick the boxes to come to terms with the fact that you will never...

-Visit Bhutan
-Become a world chess champion
-Rob a bank
-Have a sex change (for a day)
-Become a king
-Walk to the North Pole
-Learn Russian
-Learn the Periodic Table by heart
-Work in a coal mine
-Watch all of Bergman
-Follow Mao's teachings
-Move to Japan
-Visit space
-Wear a rugsack
-Inject heroin
-Become insensitive to suffering
-Be gay
-Start a cult
-Grow a beard
-Become a fitness instructor
-Become a rock star
-Live for one year on a deserted island
-Graffiti a highway bridge
-Own an owl
-Contimplate suicide
-Invade a small country
-Disinherit your heirs
-Seduce the prom queen
-Paint someone in tar and feathers
-Smoke a cat
-Marry someone you've never met
-Star in a Hollywood Blockbuster
-Be eaten by cannibals
-Win the lottery
-Turn 117 years old
-Settle in Pittsburg
-Become pope
-Marry a prince
-Grow a tail
-Become a muslim
-Become a buddhist
-Beat Bjorn Borg at tennis
-Be the 78th person on the moon
-Be called upon by the President
-Become immortal
-Memorize the encyclopedia
-Sacrafice a goat
-Get drunk on meths
-Sup with Satan
-Track down Lord Lucan
-Get away with murder
-Travel back in time
-Apologize for existing
-Spot the invisible man
-Spell "egg" differenty
-Have sex with your clone